fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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