You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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