in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
So here I am, sexting at work.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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