ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Come see our sink grown plant.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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