If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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