you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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