Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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