Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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