it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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