He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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