Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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