You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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