kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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