You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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