I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Randomize
