You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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