I'm so fucking centered right now
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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