I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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