Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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