He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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