He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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