going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think your dad took our porno
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
