I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just gargled with NyQuil
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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