Whod you bang
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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