Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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