did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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