that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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