quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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