i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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