I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
