my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I can't turn off my feet"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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