your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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