Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
