I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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