no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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