i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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