When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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