How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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