Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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