It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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