I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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