How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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