some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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