If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
