I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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