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(304): View more from West Virginia

Go to google and type XXX

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.......Is that how you look for porn?

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(210): View more from Texas

I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning

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didn't feel it. :)

(217): View more from Illinois

It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.

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wait what? so it's not in america?

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(410): View more from Maryland

I love how my cats smell like pot.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.

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(716): View more from New York

I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.

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(217): View more from Illinois

If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face

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