whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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