Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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