I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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