I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
only if we run a train.
done.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Randomize
